All I can say is why

"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
05/30/2020 at 10:25 • Filed to: None

Why does this exist?

Why can I buy it so easily?

Why is it legal?

Why do I want it so badly?

DISCUSSION (46)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:29

for home defense?

i want it for home defense

InFierority Complex > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:34

W hat’s a feetaway? It’s that level of attention to detail that lets you know this is a quality product.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2020 at 10:35

I defended my home... that is now on fire

sony1492 > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:37

No spider will ever hurt you again

Kiltedpadre > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2020 at 10:37

I saved my tv from the robbers, but.....I melted it and burned down the rest of the house in the process.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/30/2020 at 10:38

Kinja'd!!!

Kiltedpadre > InFierority Complex
05/30/2020 at 10:38

So you’re saying a flamethrower is not the place to pinch pennies? I mean what could go wrong?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:38

Kinja'd!!!

Kiltedpadre > sony1492
05/30/2020 at 10:40

Kinja'd!!!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:40

legal in 48 states

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrower#Private_ownership

can be used in controlled burns, such as sugarcane .

Svend > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:43

America, still being America.

Kinja'd!!!

Kiltedpadre > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/30/2020 at 10:43

Thankfully I don’t live in a commie state like California or Maryland! /s

I don’t seem to have much sugarcane though. I do have a lot arch of honey suckle and a few bushes I need to get rid of though.

Roadkilled > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:45

I’ll go with the George Carlin description.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:51

i’m surprised fireworks are more tightly contrlled. You mess up with one, you loose a hand, the other engulfed in flames.

Kiltedpadre > Svend
05/30/2020 at 10:52

Does anything say America like using a flamethrower to light the bonfire and then your fireworks on July 4th? Naturally I’ll be wearing this hat too.

Kinja'd!!!

Kiltedpadre > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/30/2020 at 10:54

And lighting fireworks is one of the recommended uses. That sounds super safe!

Svend > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:55

Ding ding ding!!!!

I knew someone was going to bring up ‘commie’ or ‘socialist’.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:55

how does that not just blow up?

ttyymmnn > Svend
05/30/2020 at 10:56

Why stop now? It’s working so well for us.

Kiltedpadre > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/30/2020 at 10:57

That would be my expectation.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend
05/30/2020 at 10:57

That’s Murica to you, Pal.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 10:58

Indeed, thankfully.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2020 at 10:58

That’s the spirit!

Kiltedpadre > Svend
05/30/2020 at 11:00

It had to be done. I’ve made the mistake of visiting gun owner forums and quickly learned I’m not enough of a conspiracy theorist to spend time there.

Svend > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 11:00

I’m convinced America is having a quiet war with Australia, so quiet nobody knows about it, but is an unwritten thing with Americans. While Australia h as evolved so many plants and animals that try to or want to kill you, America is trying to bypass evolution and use technology to find the most ways possible to hurt or kill someone but under the veiled excuse that it may, may be of use elsewhere. Lol.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/30/2020 at 11:04

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 11:06

A can of WD-40 and a lighter always worked for me.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2020 at 11:07

In case your home is ever broken into by giant candles.

WilliamsSW > Svend
05/30/2020 at 11:09

“why would you want one?”

TO SHOOT FIRE 25 FEET AT THE PUSH OF A BUTTON THAT’S WHY.

Also to light shit on fire. God I love this country.

Cash Rewards > Roadkilled
05/30/2020 at 11:28

Glad I checked before posting. This is the correct response

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 12:08

anythin small enough that 25' is safe, is going to get knocked over, and anything big enough not to get knocked over, I’d want to be a lot more than 25'

wafflesnfalafel > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 12:31

only 25 feet? disappointed...

ranwhenparked > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 12:35

That would be useful for getting rid of leaf piles in the fall, and maybe clearing snow off the sidewalk in winter.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend
05/30/2020 at 13:23

I thought Australia was England’s fault.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend
05/30/2020 at 13:29

Who is that?

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/30/2020 at 13:47

Lol. Australia, New Zealand and Canada turned out bloody good, so thanks.

Depending on who you ask, everything is England’s fault, not Britain’s, but England’s fault.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/30/2020 at 13:48

Greg Proops.

He is, as they say, an acquired taste.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Kiltedpadre
05/30/2020 at 13:49

Seems like it would come in handy down there right about now. Every shop owner should have one.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/30/2020 at 13:53

Greg Proops. He’s an American stand up comedian and actor, more known back in the 90s and noughties for Whose Line is it Anyway in the U.K. but he also did the U.S. version too.